Undeniably Woody Allen is one of the many celebrated movie director, producer, writer and more. Unlike other Hollywood movies, Allen focused on everyday issues with a twist of laughter – satire.
Alternative 2020 Article ➤ 60 Inspiring Quotes about Life
Unfortunately, Woody Allen was accused as a Pedophilia when he married Soon Yi-Previn, his adopted daughter of his former partner, Mia Farrow. This is a very creepy and disturbing piece of news, but without much physical evidence, Woody is innocent until proven guilty. Anyway, here are 24 quotes by Woody Allen. These poster wallpapers fits perfectly onto your Windows, Mac desktop and iPads.
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue.
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
In Beverly Hills… they don’t throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
Life doesn’t imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Time is nature’s way of keeping everything from happening at once.
Marriage is the death of hope.
To you I’m an atheist; to God, I’m the Loyal Opposition.
Money is better than poverty if only for financial reasons.
What if nothing exists and we’re all in somebody’s dream?
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it’s the government.
If you’re not failing every now and again, it’s a sign you’re not doing anything very innovative.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don’t have.
I am not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
Woody Allen Sex Abuse Controversy – Who Is To Be Believed?
Renewed accusations that Woody Allen molested an adopted daughter two decades ago were “engineered by a vengeful lover,” the filmmaker’s lawyer told CNN on Monday.
The allegations were “fully vetted and rejected by independent authorities,” Allen attorney Elkan Abramowitz said in a written statement.
The controversy dates back to 1992 after the revelation that Allen, then 56, was having an affair with Soon-Yi Previn, Mia Farrow’s 19-year-old adopted daughter with composer Andre Previn. Allen and Previn married five years later.
Allen’s legal and public relations teams scrambled to respond to an open letter written by Dylan Farrow and published by The New York Times on Saturday recounting her allegation that Allen sexually assaulted her when she was a child.